Method (25 min)
- Quick pickle first: peel + julienne 2 fridge carrots into matchsticks. In a bowl, mix with 3 tbsp rice vinegar (cupboard) + 1 tsp sugar + pinch salt. Leave to sit while you cook.
- Nuoc cham dressing: whisk 2 tbsp fish sauce + 2 tbsp lime juice + 1 tbsp sugar + 4 tbsp warm water + 1 garlic clove minced + 1 tsp sriracha (fridge). Set aside.
- Caramelised pork: heat 1 tbsp oil in a wide pan on high. Add 400g pork mince, break it up once into a flat layer โ then leave it alone, do not stir. Let it sit 4 min to build a dark crust, turn once, another 3 min. Stirring steams it grey; the char is the whole point. Add 2 garlic cloves minced + 1 tbsp grated ginger (from fridge ginger) + 2 tbsp hoisin (fridge) + 1 tbsp fish sauce + 1 tsp sugar. Fry 3 min more until sticky and caramelised at the edges.
- Noodles: cook 350g rice vermicelli (cupboard) per pack โ usually 4 min in just-boiled water. Drain, rinse under cold water, drain again (served room temp/cold).
- Build bowls: vermicelli base โ caramelised pork โ drained pickled carrot โ ยฝ cucumber sliced into half-moons โ big handful torn mint + coriander + Thai basil โ 2 tbsp roasted peanuts roughly chopped. Pour nuoc cham over at the table.
- Scale up: cook +1 Hamish portion of plain noodles + a little plain pork (before the chilli/fish sauce goes heavy) for Sun lunch.
โก Why step 3 says don't stir: "chแบฃ" means grilled โ the dark caramelised crust is the dish. A constantly-stirred pan steams the mince grey and you lose the lot. Resist fiddling.
๐ฝ๏ธ Serves ~3ยฝ, not 4ยฝ โ only 400g mince came in this shop (should have been 600g). Bulk it hard: use the full 350g noodles, be generous with herbs, cucumber and peanuts, and add a fried egg on top if you want more. Sunday is a roast so no packed lunch is needed โ that covers the gap.
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Taste before serving: the nuoc cham should taste aggressively sharp and salty on its own โ noodles and herbs dilute it hard. Flat? โ more fish sauce. Too puckering? โ pinch more sugar. Not enough lift? โ more lime.
๐ธ Free upgrade: toast the peanuts in a dry pan for 3 min before chopping โ completely different depth of flavour for zero cost. And fry a few extra slices of garlic in oil until pale gold, then spoon it over with the oil.
400g pork mince
350g rice vermicelli
2 carrots (pickle)
ยฝ cucumber
mint + coriander + Thai basil
peanuts
nuoc cham
hoisin + sriracha + ginger
๐ถ One-hand-friendly: everything in a bowl, fork. Fresh, cool and light for a warm August evening.
Hamish daytime (Sat): plain rice noodles + a little plain mince + cucumber sticks + carrot + melon. Snack โ banana + yoghurt + breadstick.
๐ฅช Sun adult lunch: Sunday's a big roast lunch (see Sun tab) โ no packed lunch needed.
๐ Prep for tomorrow (Sun roast + curry): tonight, take the whole chicken out of the fridge 30 min before you want to start Sunday's roast (or morning of). No other prep needed โ it's a relaxed Sunday.